Who Made Your Child

Today on the bus in Shanghai, I heard an eight-year-old boy saying to a little girl next to him: "Who said I can't predict the future? At least I know what my child's last name is, but you are different. What is your child's last name? Unknown!"

The little girl replied loudly without hesitating: "Oh, that is! Although you know your child’s  surname, Do you know your child’s father? I know that my child will be my child, but your child is not that clear. Who knows from whom your child is made."

The whole bus was almost killed by the spike!

~ Shanghai Bus Joke